I have the love of my life right here and I’m just fucking it up.





this isn’t the park you piece of shit

this isn’t the park you piece of shit

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A haiku about working in retail

kamikazi278:

Why’d you put that there

That’s not where you got that from

You lazy asshole

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wucyhale:

favorite movies: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Do you know why I hired you? I always hire the same girl- stylish, slender, of course… worships the magazine. But so often, they turn out to be- I don’t know- disappointing and, um… stupid. So you, with that impressive résumé and the big speech about your so-called work ethic- I, um- I thought you would be different. I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um- more than any of the other silly girls.”

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Uhg I want to put all my feels into words.



Feeling This by Blink 182

Feeling This by Blink 182

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Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]

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nihaokay:

happyfay:

fortheloveofthedegeneres:

allostasis:

superintendentoftheuniverse:

Ellen treats a couple on their honeymoon to first class

And then joins them

I seriously fucking love Ellen.


punkrockmermaid:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon.The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29. [Wiki]

punkrockmermaid:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon.The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29. [Wiki]

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